I’m on the hunt for a new TV show, for the 7.30 slot, now that Married at First Sight is nearly over. I’m yearning for more. The 8.30pm Viking-themed rape-fests available these days — they aren’t really for me. Isn’t there… Continue Reading
One time recently, I glanced over at our DVD collection of James Bond titles. I wondered, at what time in my life did I decide this was ok, to actually make a point of collecting James Bond movies, and… Continue Reading
You can’t tell me the stag-do is an ancient tradition. There’s no way in hell ancient Druids went into Bethnal Green on a Saturday night in two cars, in pressed jeans, to score cocaine. It seems the modern New… Continue Reading
I was listening to the sound of a wheelie bin being rolled home at about 6.30 this morning. It’s akin to hell. Not clear what hell is actually like, but I am pretty sure that people sit there naked, with… Continue Reading
A little over an hour ago I was cruising at the legal speed limit of 50kms per hour, down a quiet through-road in suburban east Auckland. A person drove up very close behind me, which is normal for Auckland.… Continue Reading
A Sin Eater used to lay out bread on a corpse and eat the sin-soaked food and save a soul. I’m a modern-day Sin Eater. But still, give me platesful of corpse cake and take me to your graveside… Continue Reading
Like Valentines, Takapuna Beach, and State Highway 1 on a long weekend there is one other place you are likely to end up when you least expect it, and that’s the A & E Clinic. Doesn’t matter that it’s a… Continue Reading