It’s been 30 days since the Election. What have some of the players been up to since then?
I really began to rate this guy after the surreal escapade into the landscapes of destiny of their Opening Address video clip. After the election, Jamie re-shot segments of this and turned it into a full-scale Ken Russell-style romp, starring Hugh Grant, Amanda Donohoe and a gigantic white anaconda.
Called Lair of the Whyte Worm II: Anaconda Rage, it was a smash hit in DVD dispensers in the Eastern suburbs of Auckland. People would nip into New World to get two bottles of Church Road chardonnay and a Little Shop, and later watch it, marveling at the layered subtexts and beige trousers worn with navy-coloured blazers.
Faaark’s right. P-Dog walked around in circles for a few days before asking Christ for guidance and some answers. The hills of Belmont did not look so lush and bountiful anymore. He went on a spiritual retreat in Upper Slut, with strange and very specific cleansing rituals that we really don’t want to hear about ever.
Laila was instantly signed up by the Wachowkis for a role as Trinity in The Matrix: Revelations. Trinity is now a bit older and sage-like. As Larry Fishburne was unavailable, the Mitre 10 guy stepped in, and since Keanu Reeves was off filming 48 Ronin, Paddy Gower was cast as Neo. It was decided that the role of Neo would be a bit ‘looser’ and not as physically fit, and that the lines would all be said smiling, even when something bad was happening.
One of the success stories of the election, David went straight into Newmarket and bought an ermine trench coat and ticked up a 5-series BMW. Leather. He bought a personalized plate that said, simply:
Watched re-runs of Taxi Driver, in particular the mirror/mohawk scene. Developed a nervous twitch.
Last seen giving no fucks.
Continued on his one-man Mantis quest to glory.
Next time on The Sane Companion: Affairs and Cheating II: Tony and Carmela Soprano. What gives, Carm?