You decide to buy a T-shirt for your soul mate. You want something awesome and contemporary, something that looks great with his high street jeans, loafers and leather jacket.
Just walk around any festival, family-friendly picnic or school lantern festival and you will see the range of slogan tees available.
SOUTH BEACH WHARF POLICE
You are no more part of the South Beach Wharf Police than the actual police are.
SUNDAY MORNING JAZZ & COFFEE CLUB
You are too hungover from watching the league and drinking eight VBs. You are not part of this, or any club.
You were drunk on Thanon Patpong 1 and bought this at the night markets. It cost you NZ$2.50.
Why don’t we all just get honest and purchase an Ashton Kutcher Punked-era shirt and be done with it?
Think once, think twice, think: don’t pretend you’re in any kind of wharf police.