Location, location, location …

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Just before Coronation Street of a Friday is a show about home ownership, the current force/trend of western European history.  It’s no longer imperialism; it’s Location.

In about 100 years’ time, there will be papers to take at university in modern history that will look very different to the papers I took, From the Treaty of Versailles to Pearl Harbour being the most memorable.

In that paper, Chamberlain fucked up da peace by giving increasing concessions to Hitler, and avoiding confrontation led to worse confrontation.  Great lessons for day to day life, let alone war.

I’ve never forgotten the appeasement model, and while it makes me look like an unforgiving, inflexible cowbag, it’s an important lesson.  Hashtag terrorism, hashtag child rearing, hashtag dealing with bullshitting takers.

The papers my kids will read will look very different, though.

Western Trends in Anger: The Middle Class Uprising

With special reference to the great broadband crisis of 2012; the decreased speed limits of 2012-14; the rates crisis of every quarter; the great Auckland drought (and subsequent death of several agaves) of every summer.  The great flood on the school run of 27-02-2015.

The Great Schism of 2014-2015

With special reference to Dirty Politics and the colour of a dress on the internet.

With special reference to For Fuck’s Sake.

The Politics of Fashion

Yeezy’s takeover of Trelise Cooper Industries as state fashion designer.  Special Case Study:  ACT vs the Internet Party:  Newmarket beige trousers meets The Matrix (meets Shanton Apparel).

and finally …

Land Ownership in the Neo-Serfdom Age

Guest lectures by Phil and Kirsty, Cocksy and Pete Wolfkamp.  And Pete and Andy from The Block.

What world are we building for our kids?

 

 

 

I’ll tell you:  Countdown Trading Cards with faulty sound readers made in China.

 

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