Category Archives: Weddings

Wicker Chair

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On Monday there was a wicker chair, its threads woven into the frame in a lacklustre taupe next to a rusted lamp stand. The shade askew and its plastic backing peeling.   On the Wednesday it rained and the soaked carpets spored black. The vans stooped and floated past the busted plastic chairs towards the power drill with its cut… Read more »

Getting Married

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    I’m still not married yet. I’m supposed to be, this year.  Right now. I’m noticing that this year is almost closing and I never organized my wedding, like I was supposed to. From what I can tell, I was supposed to: – nail down a day and time – tell people what was happening – arrange a four-piece… Read more »

Purchased Entitlement II: The Clooney Nuptials

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The coverage of George Clooney’s wedding is now available. A while ago, I wrote a blog post about the Kardashian wedding between Kim and Kanye. They, too, thought that turning up to historical locations with the propaganda machine would cement them as an intrinsic part of the history of that monument or locale. All of the big egotists have done… Read more »